Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Fifteenth Stop - Khao Lak, Thailand

An hour south by plane and then another hour by taxi, you will find the small town of Khao Lak.

However, before we write any more about Khao Lak, we need to spend a moment praising the experience of flying in Asia and we say this without the slightest hint of sarcasm. It is truly a pleasure spending five minutes checking your bag, not paying a cent for it, getting through security in another five minutes, and just boarding a plane that leaves on time. And we are talking Bangkok Airport here, a major hub in Southeast Asia. The planes are modern and have plenty of leg room, even in coach. You pick your food from a menu, there is no “chicken or pasta”. You will not get charged for alcoholic beverages, they even come through with a bottle of cognac after lunch, also at no charge. They will not charge you for pillows or blankets or head sets. It is all included. On top pf that, they are even very nice to you. Sorry, but screw the “Friendly Skies”.

Back to Khao Lak, a small town on the western coast of Thailand that was hit hard by the Tsunami in December of 2004. Five years later, they need the Allied Forces to arrive and stage another D-Day because the Germans have taken over. Of the 20 million retirees in Deutschland, about one third must be spending their … well … spring vacation in Thailand, mostly Khao Lak. There are German restaurants serving Schnitzel and Weihenstephaner and bars advertise when the next Bundesliga Spiel will be shown via satellite on an HD TV. Other than that, the vacationers are harmless, unless you run into one at dinner who is a little too excited about the “lady boys” at the Moo Moo Cabaret.

The food is fabulous, if you like Thai food. The prices are pretty negligible. If you rent a motor bike for 200 bath a day (about $6) and drive to a place that doesn’t serve “Euro food”or “Swedish pizza” and is actually frequented by locals, you can easily have fantastic dinner for two for less than $10 including a large bottle of Thai beer, Leo or Singha.

On a different note, Jenn wants a pet elephant. Her name is “Gay” (Thai for “pretty lady”).


Sundays are great days in Thailand. Most stores are closed, at least in the morning, the weather is cooler, and there is not much traffic. So, we took the motor bike and spent the day “on the road”.

First, we took a walk on a sand bank made of coral.

Then, we played fetch with our elephants.

After that, we said hello to the hair-biting, glasses-stealing, shoe-eating monkey.

For dinner, we had “who the hell knows what’s in it” soup.

Finally, we didn’t lose money betting on our favorite Muai Thai fighter.

We really like it here.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Fourteenth Stop - Bangkok, Thailand

Here we are again. It has been a while and we had some adventures in the meantime, but were to lazy to write about them. But, now, in Bangkok, we could not resist sharing.


Top Ten Lessons Learned in Bangkok

10) Haggle. With Everyone. About everything.
9) Stay at a nice, cold hotel, if you can.
8) Tuk tuk drivers are not personal shoppers.
7) A shirt apparently can be made in 1 hour.
6) No risk no fun - even when it comes to food.
5) A XL Thai man is a lot thinner than a XL non-Thai man.
4) You have to be really gay to like the 'hot male district' around Patpong road (not that there is anything wrong with it, of course).
3) When someone tells you that something is closed, it isn't.
2) Crickets are tastier than you think.
1) Do NOT go to the ping pong show!


Mahlzeit!

J/M

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Thirteenth Stop - San Francisco, CA

San Francisco, CA - Home sweet home. At least for a few weeks. After driving 2,200 miles literally through ice and snow and beautiful landscape in Nebraska and Wyoming NOT, we made it back to San Francisco.

Some important trip statistics:
Miles driven: 8,473
Average gas mileage: 22
Car breakdowns: 0
Nights spent at hotels: 37
Favorite hotel: Tuscany Suites & Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Least favorite hotel: Budget Inn Motel, Childress, TX (we didn't actually stay there)
Money lost gambling: $54 (mostly Martin's fault)
Number of McDonald's coffees: 43
Best restaurant meal: La Boca, Santa Fe, NM
Worst restaurant meal: Renegate Cafe, Rock Springs, WY
Favorite stay: Moab, UT
Least favorite stay: Childress, TX
Best national park: Arches National Park, UT
Biggest surprise of trip: Dallas/Fort Worth is actually a nice place (Jennifer), driving through beautiful Capitol Reef National Park (Martin)
Items packed, but never used: tent, roll of toilet paper, yoga mat, 70-300mm Canon lense, large black backpack, soap, car repair tools, can of Spam
Longest non-stop drive: 1,089 miles - Fort Worth, TX to Chippewa Falls, WI
Scariest drive: Pucker Pass near Dead Horse Point, UT

... more to come ...

Twelfth Stop - Chippewa Falls, WI

Chippewa Falls, WI - Only a little more than 1,100 miles north of the DFW metroplex lies Chippewa Falls, WI. You can make it in about 18 hours by car, if you don't make too many stops on the way.

Now, why would make drive back to San Francisco via Wisconsin? You have to get really creative to consider it to be "on the way". Well, we have three words for you: Kathleen, John, and ... wait for it ... wait for it ... yes, yes ... close, close ... here we go: CHESTER!


We stayed a few days at Jennifer's house camping in the basement to avoid cat allergies. What we thought might be a tough few days due to the winter weather turned out to be a very pleasant, action packed stay with visits to UWEC, a double shot of the Leinenkugel Brewery, ATVing (oh yes, more goosebumps), a virtual plane ride from Minneapolis to Chippewa Falls, home made Spagetti (finally, finally, we were able to cook again), and lots of love and home cooked meals from Kathleen and John.


Now, it is time for Frizi and Chester to go on a diet again. The "Meow Mix Days" are over.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Eleventh Stop - Dallas/Fort Worth, TX

Dallas/Fort Worth, TX – The drive from Santa Fe is about 700 miles and takes you through the somewhat monotonous landscape of the Texas panhandle where you can see for miles, yet see nothing but big skies, bushes, grass, and a few cows. We spent the night in Childress about half way for, what turned out to be, a “special event night” (at least according to the lady at the Budget Inn reception, who would not accept out discount coupon for that reason). Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see the “special event” because nobody we asked had the vaguest idea what she was talking about. Biggest sight on the way: "Cars In Field".


Anyways, driven by nostalgia (at least on my side), we made it to the DFW metroplex. Our itinerary included: a mix-master mix-up so bad that the GPS had a hard time figuring out where to go, a children’s birthday party involving a pinada, BBQ right next to the Dallas Federal Reserve Bank, the Sixth Floor Museum, a trip down the Fort Worth memory lane (which included a visit to the Stockyards, a stop at TCU for various paraphernalia, a pseudo inquiry about a 3 bedroom/2 bath at the Berkeley Luxury Apartments – formerly known as Park Ridge Apartments, where I spent $465 on a 2 bedroom 14 years ago -, St. Patrick’s Day at 8.0, and BBQ at the Railhead Smokehouse.


Highlight of the DFW visit: dinner at what we think is the perfect family!


Karla, Brandon, Isabella, and Benjamin, we love you guys…

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Tenth Stop - Santa Fe, NM

Santa Fe, NM – Ah, Santa Fe, this little town in northern New Mexico is always a popular destination. Adobe houses all over downtown, it gives you the feel that you have entered a different century and time just seems to pass a little slower than everywhere else.


We wandered around town exploring the many galleries on Canyon Road, had lunch and dinner at one of the many restaurants on the Plaza, and visited Americas oldest house and oldest church near the Old Santa Fe Trail.


A great place to relax and that’s what we did. Even if you try, you will not find a vibrant night life here. Most of the city closes down around 9:00 pm and you have to go buy Spagettios at Smith’s, if you want to have a midnight snack.

For those who are wondering, if we did the “must do” and went to Taos, the answer is no. We were (a) just too relaxed and comfortable in our little Inn on the Paseo and (b) were to by fellow travelers that it is just to worth the long drive at this time of the year. We heard about people complaining that Taos was too sleepy and that they needed to get back to Santa Fe for some “action”.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ninth Stop - Alamogordo, NM

Alamogordo, NM – After El Paso, we were prepared for pretty much anything, but Alamogordo was a pleasant surprise. The hotel was reasonable, we made it to Happy Hour at Chili’s, there was a Wal-Mart next door, and the sheriff let us off the hook when we made an illegal left turn. What else could you ask for?

We visited White Sands National Park, took a 4.7 mile hike through the desert (or, as Jennifer put it, walked around a sugar bowl for three hours – see picture), and had a picnic on a sand dune to watch the sunset.


Finally, we drove to Roswell, site of the alleged 1947 government cover-up of a UFO crash. Visited the UFO museum to get some detailed insight into flying saucers, space aliens, and the truth of what really happened here. It was great, but we had expected a little more … As the guy from the visitors center put it: “This town is about the aliens. Otherwise, people are just trying to get out of Roswell”.